Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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