i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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