I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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