O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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