the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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