too bad you live with your parents still
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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