i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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