Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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