Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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