I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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