can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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