How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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