Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I am midnight drunk by noon
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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