I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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