so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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