I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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