you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
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Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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