Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
