i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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