Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I want to walk on stilts...naked
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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