It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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