A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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