He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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