I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Alive.
So much puke
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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