He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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