Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i just google imaged poop.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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