She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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