so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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