Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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