big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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