belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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