I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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