I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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