Its about making memories worth repressing
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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