wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
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