I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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