Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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