Non-Jews are for practice
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
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