it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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