I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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