hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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