I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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