I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
My bed smells like the plague
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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