Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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