So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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