what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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