Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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