your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize