The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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