i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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