Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
