Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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